Are you the real Mark Wanczak?

Yes. I’m not popular enough to be copied.

Why do you have your own blog?

It serves as a creative outlet and shows I know my stuff.

What kind of “stuff” do you talk about on your blog?

Things of the creative nature, specifically creativity in advertising.

Does anyone read this…”stuff?”

I’m not crazy about your tone right now, sir.

Well I’m not crazy about this blog.

You approached me for the interview, not the other way around.

I’m sorry, I can get carried away.

Apology accepted.

Can we be friends again?

I don’t even know you.

So?

Let’s say we knew each other for a bit of time. Would we be friends?

Sure, you seem like a decent guy.

Best friends?

I’m sorry, what?

Best friends. Could we be best friends?

Are we still speaking hypothetically?

…maybe.

Um, yeah, sure. Why not?

What are your thoughts on cowboy boots?

Are you a cowboy?

No.

Well that kind of answers itself, doesn’t it?

If we’re going to be bff’s, you have share my affinity for cowboy boots.

Then we can’t be best friends.

Well, I find this most recent development in our friendship disheartening, to say the least.

I’m sorry you feel that way, maybe we need to reconsider our relationship.

Are you breaking up with me?

Yes. 100%.

Harsh.

Such is life. There are plenty of other really great ad blogs to befriend.

Really?

Absolutely.

Is it too soon to start dating again? Will there be jealously issues?

I think I’ll manage.

Resiliency. I always loved that about you.

Thanks. Can we talk about me again?

Um, no.  I’m kinda seeing someone else right now.

Already?

Yup. Such is life. There are plenty of other great FAQ guys out there though.

Nice boots.


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